Lawd have mercy rapper Khia went and got herself a job as a “sex therapist” for Vibe.com.

In her first column she decided to give the ladies a few tips on how to handle a one-minute man check it out below:

Fifty percent [of a relationship] is love and the other 50% is sex, so if he’s only lasting sixty seconds, it’s not gonna work.

A man should always have enough discipline to control his orgasm. There’s no way you can please her if as soon as you get in, you’re cumming all over the place. [That means] you don’t have enough respect or love for her to wait.

He needs to jack off and get that first one out the way so we can have fun the second round. Usually what starts the blast [is that the man] gives good head and by the time he puts it in, he’s so ready to blast off and it takes away from the sex. So even if he goes down on you really, really good, maybe he needs to blast off while he’s giving the head, let it get hard again and work it out.

I can feel when a man is about to cum— if he starts tightening up or acting like he’s about to have an exorcism… back up and slow it down. If your guy’s not a stranger, you should know when he’s about to blast off. Tell him to talk to you so you [can say] ‘Okay go ahead’ or ‘Hold on wait for me.’

But for a one-minute man, once they get behind [you] it’s a wrap. If you’ve already got yours then let him go to the back and be like ‘Okay baby, just have fun.’ You can be roughed up, swinging from the chandelier, whatever, but once he gets to the back… it’s over. So women, get on top, play with yourself, bust when you want to bust, then let him get to the back. But if for some stupid reason you really don’t care, let him lay there and cum all over himself. Enjoy.

Lawd have mercy Khia makes one song talking about her neck & her back & now she sex therapist ROTFLMAO Hillarious!!!!!

Real talk I can’t even hate because she stay on her grind!!!!! All I have to say is keep em coming Dr. Khia aka the Ms. sex specialist LOL!!!!

I actually like the song but that video has to go!!!!!! What in the world was Khia thinking she decided to put them colorful azz lashes on her eyes, those bird feathers in her head & I’m not gone even talk about the outfits #epic fail!!!!!

I know everybody trying to be different now that Lady Gaga has hit the scene but everything doesn’t work for everybody….

Peep the video below:

I knew it wouldn’t be long before Khia decided to go in on Nicki Minaj & her Barbie world.

Check out her one question & one answer interview with Vibe magazine below:

VIBE.COM: Many folks don’t think it’s a coincidence that photos from your new video came out a few weeks after you were taking shots at Nicki Minaj. She recently did a UStream video talking about how haters use her for publicity, what do you say?

KHIA: Publicity stunt? Honey, what do I need publicity for? I’m a talker, I’m a blogger, I’m controversial, I’m a creative writer, I’m a damn shit starter, but this isn’t for publicity at all, this is the industry. And I’m glad she didn’t mention my name on that UStream. That would’ve been bad. Everybody knows that I’m against the Barbie thing. I’ve always been real. My hair is as nappy as an African after a rainstorm. We’re all beautiful just the way we are. I’m against the butt shots. I’m not into the wigs. I’m not into the Barbies. No.

I’d rather listen to my husband Weezy, than hear [Nicki] talking about what sounds good to Lil Wayne. She’s in the studio with men writing her shit, saying it’s hot, but only because it’s what they want to jack off to. She doesn’t make music for girls. It’s a difference when I say ‘My neck, my back, my p*ssy, my crack,’ because it’s my own. You should be making men bow down. I respect myself. Love yourself, hoe.

But if [Nicki] was talking about me, that was so cute. Right now, I’m in the lead. You can be a feature whore and when it’s your time to drop, you’ll have nothing to drop. Your single is horrible, your voice is annoying and they’ve heard it too much. Sit down, contemplate your album and give us something wonderful.

What makes [Nicki] think that Rihanna is going to let her headline her tour with all of these features? Are they going to be on stage with you Nicki, honey? I need to do a seminar to help this girl. I’ll acknowledge she has a hot song, when I write it [laughs]. Sean Garrett wrote [“Massive Attack”]? I think she needs to call me.

Southern rapper Khia recently called into Street Disciplez Radio to discuss her thoughts on Nicki Minaj, Tiger Woods & of course her boo (in her head) Lil Wayne.

“I don’t know what Nicki is, if Lil Wayne likes her, I like her. I mean, she’s an actor, she majored in drama, right? I think she’s just an actor, I guess. She’s acting, like, she’s always in character. I don’t know if it’s really her.”

“Everybody knows it’s me, it’s Khia. I don’t know if she’s Nick, I don’t know if she’s a Barbie. I tell everybody, we don’t have Barbies in the hood. Boos, there wasn’t no Barbies sitting on the stoop, love who you are. Hip-Hop is supposed to be real, hip-hop is supposed to be where the real people hang and I think it’s a lot of infiltrators coming in.”

Peep the interview below:

This girl is crazy but funny ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I don’t understand why Khia has been going so hard on everyone lately, first Janet now Trina,what’s really going on.

  Why can’t we all just get alone that’s the problem, we do so much worrying about what the next person is doing we can’t get our own sh%t together.  Why can’t females in this industry stick together and stop trying to hate on one another and trying to bring each other down. 

Shouts out to Trina (Girl if I was you I wouldn’t even respond keep doing ya thang. I see you out here grinding getting that money.  I’ll see ya this Sunday at the Velvet Room for the album release party. Trina has been everywhere lately promoting her new album still da baddest chick and I have to say it is off the chain so go pick it up and support my girl. To see what miss my neck, my back had to say about Trina you can check out her myspace page.